LOST Post: Christopher “Biggie” Wallace Memorial Edition

Posted on March 9, 2010

Well gang, it’s about that time. Its time for the dead to rise up and join the living. Here’s my current working theory:

It’s flawed now that I think about it, but there are no bad ideas in brainstorming. I think that the time stream where everybody makes it home is the fallout from following Smoke Monster Locke. That OR Juliet blasted the island people into two separate time streams. We’ll find out. Or will we?

This article quotes a widely publicised interview where the writers say that they don’t have enough time to tie up the loose ends. What a bunch of dick bags. Remember Season 3? Remember the wasted season? Remember how every week for 3 months we would sit in front of the TV and go “WTF did we just watch? That was useless.” That would have been a great time to add some plot. Godammit. That having been said, I agree with the AV Club that things are going along pretty well. I honestly have no idea what this episode is going to be about.

Boy I don’t know what I am going to do with myself after this show is over. I wish there was a physical location I could go to where I could relive all my favorite memories of the best television show since SeaQuest and Dukes of Hazzard. What? There’s going to be a theme park? Nevermind then.

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One Response to “LOST Post: Christopher “Biggie” Wallace Memorial Edition”

  1. Patrick on March 9th, 2010 4:24 pm

    Where’s Wallace? Where’s the boy at, String?

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