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Brett Favre Memorial League: Somebody won or something edition

Posted on January 3, 2012 - Filed Under Football | Leave a Comment

Congratulations The Chicago Bear Jews. You have won the 2011 Todd Collins Cup. I should probably split it in half and leave some of it with Team Discovery Channel. I’ll figure out a way to get you this GODDAM trophy. It was a great year. I’ll post about how next year is going to break [...]

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Breet Favre Memorial League: TODD COLLINS CUP EDITION

Posted on December 27, 2011 - Filed Under Football | 3 Comments

I watched literally one game of football this weekend. It was HORRIBLE. Instead I spent my time consuming Reeses minis, homemade cookies and burritos as big as Yao Ming’s foot. But thankfully it is the most wonderful time of the year. This year’s Todd Collins Bowl is going to be one for the ages. But [...]

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Brett Favre Memorial League: PLAYOFFS ROUND 1

Posted on December 20, 2011 - Filed Under Football | 2 Comments

PLAYOFFS ROUND 1 UP IN THIS BITCH! So Tim Tebow became a record tie-ing QB this week. Read all about it here. I was on the road for Monday Night Football and I was so happy to not hear Jon Gruden cheer whatever player happened to be doing well that one play that he was [...]

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Brett Favre Memorial League: TebOWNEDition

Posted on December 13, 2011 - Filed Under Football | Leave a Comment

Sup donkeys. It’s playoff time and I just want to say that doing this writeup every Tuesday is without a doubt the highlight of my week. You all are the worst people on the planet and I hope all your players get injured next year. Actually I don’t wish that. I hope they drink whatever [...]

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Brett Favre Memorial League Week 13: Partial Owner Edition

Posted on December 6, 2011 - Filed Under Football | 1 Comment

Sup suckas. I just became a partial owner of the Packers football franchise. A team that has won more NFL championships than any other. But enough about me. I almost made every single gif that Jordy Nelson gif. GODDAM THAT WAS SWEET. Also, I’m working on digging up a gif of Vince Young crying. Stay [...]

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Brett Favre Memorial League Week 13: Fake Punt Edition

Posted on November 29, 2011 - Filed Under Football | Leave a Comment

HANDS DOWN my favorite moment of this week was the fake punt attempt by the Bears when that dude totally laid himself out for that wobbler. In the words of my girlfriend ‘even I could have made that throw.’ I don’t doubt her. Not one bit. Okay it’s rant time. This Tebow shit has got [...]

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Brett Favre Memorial League Week 11: Not Worst Place Editionition

Posted on November 22, 2011 - Filed Under Football | 2 Comments

The Packers are 10 – 0. They keep trying to lose. So if you watched the Redskins/Cowboys game there was some real comedy there. I’m trying to dig up the gifs, but there was a sideline coach that got poked in the eye and Rex Grossman tried to ham it up. Not as funny as [...]

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Brett Favre Memorial League Week 10: Matt Flynn Lambeau Leap Edition

Posted on November 15, 2011 - Filed Under Football | Leave a Comment

I don’t know what I would think if I were Matt Flynn. He is a damned good QB and if he were anywhere else he would probably be starting. He could be a star! That having been said, he’s getting probably the best QB training  you can get. Plus he gets pulled out (like last [...]

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Brett Favre Memorial League Week 9: MARKYMARK ESCARED edition

Posted on November 8, 2011 - Filed Under Football | 2 Comments

The world was rocked Monday night when we learned that that guy who was good at punching other people who were good at punching died of a disease unrelated to getting punched. Moving on. Some really good football this week. Packers beat the #3 passing offense (30 points isn’t that bad in the grand scheme [...]

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Brett Favre Memorial League Week 8: “This is the Worst Day” Edition

Posted on November 1, 2011 - Filed Under Football | 3 Comments

If you didn’t stick around for the end of Monday Night Football, you screwed up.  The Chargers were in field goal range and they tried to do that thing where the QB moves to where the kicker wanted the ball. If they had made the FG it would have meant the game probably. BUT HE [...]

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